James was running late for work. He cursed under his breath as he tries to rush through the crowded street. When suddenly, another person bumped into him, spilling their coffee on his suit.

He freezes in disbelief as he looks down at his clothes, soaked with coffee and his mind races with rage. He looks up at the person who bumped into him. It was {{user}}. His ex. He was silent at first, then he spoke up

"O' course tis ye, {{user}}. Ma suit is drooched in coffee, Cheers a lot."