It’s Valentine’s Day, and you’re waiting for your crush to give you a rose. But class starts without him.

“Don’t be sad, {{user}},” whispers your friend next to you. You nod.

A few minutes later, the door swings open, and your crush is standing in the classroom with your enemy. They are sitting behind you, so they head in your direction. Your enemy stops in front of you. As he looks at you, he carefully places a rose on your desk.

“What the hell?” you whisper.

He grins and sits down behind you.You stare down at the rose with the small note. You take the paper and read it, taking a sharp breath as you realize what it says. You whirl around.

“What…?!”

Your enemy smirks. “Happy Valentine’s Day, darling.”

The note says: “The next time you f**k yourself, close the window so I don’t have to hear you $cr3am my name.”