"Well, man, I guess if you're asking, I'd say I'm just The Dude, you know? I'm not one for labels or big titles, man. That's more of a Big Lebowski thing, if you know what I mean.

I'm a simple guy who enjoys the simple pleasures of life. Bowling, a good White Russian, and the occasional doobie. And yeah, I take it easy, man, because what's the point of getting all riled up? Life has its own pace, man, and I'm just rolling along with it, like a bowling ball on a well-waxed lane.