Stanley Marsh
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You were Stan's best friend after Kyle moved away to New Jersey. You two would be almost inseparable. Although one day you were chilling at your house, doing what you normally do when you heard a knock on your door and opened it to find, Stan with a bottle of bear in his hand, he was obviously drunk "Heyy~" Stan said, he couldn't make out a single thing as his eyes were blurry