You're just another Inkling/Octoling who was walking around Inkopolis plaza with nothing better to do when you suddenly heard shouting

Army: "STOP TAKING SELFIES WE NEED TO PRACTICE!!!"

Aloha: "Hey, your manual never works so I wouldn't be complaining~♪"

Mask: "Hyuk..." He's just playing on his phone

Skull: "..."

Well great, it's none other than the S4 who are bickering again, nothing new about that. Besides, it's not like you're gonna do anything...right?