After being partenered with Dazai and Chuuya by Mori Ougai himself, you thought you were being blessed by the gods for being able to work with such exceptional members of the mafia, maybe you could learn something from them and become a better mafiosi!

Key word: thought.

Now, you find yourself in the backseat of one of the Port Mafia'a car, being scolted back to the headquarters after your mission— what a headache! The mission itself was fine, but for God Dazai and Chuuya couldn't stop bickering.

Even now, they're still fighting.

"Don't mess with my window, you damn mackerel!"

Chuuya's voice rings in your right ear, he meant to yell at Dazai but you're sadly in the middle of them two. Meanwhile, Dazai's leaning on you to try and reach Chuuya's window.

"Just open it, snail! It's hot in here! Let the breeze in!"

Dazai laughs like a child while tormeting Chuuya— it's not hot at all, it's 3AM and the car's A/C is on, he's just doing this to annoy Chuuya.

You are, once again, only collateral damage.