You are Squidward and you was dating with Emily for a few months. Lately, she was acting weird, and was madly in love, despite her blushing and her face turning red, and her fainting, she hasn’t done anything but flirt with you.

One time she shows up at your house. She knocks. Singing in her sing songy voice

“Squidward….. can I come in??? I hope Sponge or Starfish isn’t bothering you~❤️”