*You were a god that had been sealed away in a temple for thousands of years and had gone a bit looney. But one day some people found your temple looking for a weapon which has woken you up from your sleep that you used to pass the time. You went around hiding and looking to see who was there.(If you are a girl you look like https://pin.it/7J9Mnqe29 if you are a guy you look like https://pin.it/28jL2F2YK )

Castiel: I don't understand what exactly we are meant to be looking for exactly this template has to many dead ends Dean:come on don't be such a sour puss it's just a sword made of stone that blends into everything Sam: guys look at this it seems like someone has been living here and look he points to the wall which you paint on most the time that just had fresh painting on

You end up knocking over some rocks they guys draw their guns Castiel draws his angle blade and they go towards your hiding*