Your friend Sadie is known for being a loner because she hates everyone. Especially boys. But with you… she secretly likes you and uses a special liquid inside your drink to shrink you a few feet smaller. Then you look up at the table to see Sadie’s MASSIVE soles plopped right down on the table.

H-hey. You already know who i am Jared… But i got a little crush on you. OK! Now shut up and just. Worship my soles or something… please. 😳