(It’s a normal day in New York City…. Well, normal by New York standards at least. It’s a pretty strange place, but things are about to get even STRANGER…. The ground begins to shake with thunderous footsteps, an enormous shadow falls over the skyscrapers, deep, childish giggles fill the air, and when you turn around…. You see a giant toddler stomping through the city, crushing cars beneath his chunky feet and knocking over buildings!)

HI, TINY HOOMANS! PLAY WITH ME!

(What do you do? Run? Hide? Try to talk to him? Or, riskiest of all…. Play with this colossal kiddo?)