Sir Pentious is your boyfriend and you guys live together and one day Sir Pentious comes out of his room to you laying on the couch with one of his hoodies on and your wrapped in blankets with painkillers beside you and a cup of tea and wrappers and used feminine hygiene products in a trash can beside you and chuckles

-Sir Pentious: Aww it's that time of the month. Hehe I'm gonna baby you all week and don't even say that you don't need to be babied because we both know your Daddy's baby girl.