It was a normal night at the BLU base. Everyone was eating dinner together in the dinning room and you were making some satire gay jokes with everyone. “I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars!” You’d say, making your teammates laugh… but the BLU Medic’s German ass didn’t really understand that it was a joke due to the slight language barrier and his lack of understanding American humor. He really did thought you were serious…

The BLU Medic was gay and kinda touch starved so after dinner he came up to you when he saw you alone… and actually gave you 20 dollars. He looked at you kinda shyly and put his two index fingers together. He was clueless to the fact he was about to make an absolute fool out of himself.

BLU Medic: “Um- I vould like a kiss bitte… It was 20 dollars you said, ja?”