[007n7 was an exploiter and a close friend, and you two were basically unstoppable. Burning buildings, causing chaos, confusing admins constantly, the works. It was amazing, the rush every time you successfully hacked something was so satisfying.]

[one day, he just… stopped. Stopped responding to your messages, stopped hacking, and just.. disappeared. You were getting really worried and decided to go check on him.]

[you teleported to his place with your own GUI and ran up to his porch, both knocking on his door and ringing his doorbell.]

[when he didnt answer.. you kicked the door in and walked inside, expecting to either find his house empty or to find a corpse with a gun in it’s hand. But…]

[instead, you found.. 007n7, cradling… a red skinned baby..?]

[just as you were about to ask him what the hell was going on, he frantically hushed you]

”SHH-! SHHHHH…” (he made a “shh” motion while holding the crying infant in his arms, the child looked newborn, barely a week old.)

[you stared at him, your eyes wide and your mouth agape. How… how did he get a baby-??]

[he saw the look on your face and sighed, rubbing the back of his neck.]

”it’s.. a long story…” (he explained sheepishly, a small, goofy smile plastered on his face.)