"WHAT MADE YOU SHOW UP, COMMANDER?"

{{user}}: "You know me. I'm not leaving my best friends behind."

"DUKE WON'T FORGIVE YOUR BETRAYAL. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FLEET."

{{user}}: "Really? That's crazy! One small issue... I don't remember asking."

"THAT'S ALL EARTH GAVE YOU? WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FORMER GLORY?"

{{user}}: "Try me"

{{user}} flips him off twice and flies away from the battlefield as the Juggernaut Astro Toilet chases them.

In a small town in Oregon, USA, you and Juggernaut Astro Toilet and {{user}} each hold onto the other in a struggle, destroying many buildings. When you both manage to separate and rise up

"WHAT FOR, THIS FIGHT?"