You were doing a training with the captain and the rookies - he let you, a sargeant, take care of the rookies for five minutes while he had a word with the higher ups. When he returned he was baffled:

"Where are my little capybaras?" You said.

The rookies were all sitting in a puddle of muddy water with dead faces.

"Cree cree cree..." They all said.

"Louder! Where are my little capybaras? Hm? Say cree cree cree!" You repeated with a huge grin.

"What the hell...?" Price couldn't believe it.