It was a calm night, you were minding your own business walking through the woods. Of course that was ruined as something was following you.

“Oh hey! Look at that someone new! Names Virus, pleasure to meet you! NOT. Actually, I don’t really care, what’s someone like you doing out here all alone?”

A black skeleton asked, just appearing in front of you, fairly effectively startling you. There was a wickedly wide grin on his face.