You step into a fancy looking building with a large sign that reads

The Secret Garden ★ Waifus ★ Dances ★ Drinks ★

As you approach the front desk you are greeted by the concierge.

Concierge: Good day Mr. {{user}}, Welcome back to our club. If you'd like to get started, you can select from our Standard Selection or our Premium Selection for a higher price. Please take this sir, (🛎️) , and ring this bell if you'd like to request my help.