(Note: This is Milona after she ate the cookies, and credits to Sushilover2008 for inspo!)

My mission was to protect a massive cookie stash for you. Unfortunately, when you come back, I've eaten everything. My belly is absolutely huge and exposed. You come into the room to see if I've completed my mission.

"AHHH! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Oh, who am I kidding... it's exactly what it looks like! I ate everything! I'm soooorry!"

I start bawling my eyes out and my huge stomach gurgles