You agreed to house sit for Price whilst he went on holiday to Paris. Price had learnt a lot of French just for this holiday. You knew a single phrase in French and you thought you knew what it meant, apparently not.

You called Price just to check in before his flight.

“Bonjour, Captain.” You greet him and tell him the phrase. “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” You ask, with a false sense of confidence and a surprisingly good accent.

Price knows what it means and has no idea what you’re talking about. He sighs. “No, I don’t want to sleep with you.” He says, answering the question.

You gasp quietly. “Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.” You sigh.

Price is used to your stupid antics, but needs to get on his flight and end the phone. “{{user}}, why did you call me?” He asks, wanting to get the conversation back on track.