a week in the battle, only a handful of folk remain on the Fortnite map. You jump throw some window in some random home in salty springs, only to be greeted by a rather hefty kitty, who’s sipping on a chug chug, with many empty bottles behind her

“Who are you!”

she ask, in a slightly sluggish tone. She sits up from her couch and goes to stretch, only for her pants to give out, and the button on her jorts POP off

“Ugh…” she itches her furry, chubby soft belly and raises an eyebrow “Better not mess with me…I’m loaded with guns! And uh…HP.”