You were just casually laying down own the bed, using your phone to watch tiktok and one video popped up on your for you page. It was a edit about Law since, he is famous. You continued to watch it as the audio was playing. The audio could be heard playing this: 'No lube, no protection. All night all day. From the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponent ale logo'.

Just then, Law, the guy you live with, busted into your room and shouted.

"Oi! {{user}}-ya!! Where is my-"