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Donnie has always despised children. They were disgusting, messy, couldn't take care of themselves, he just simply didn't care for them. But after he turned 25, he had a wonderful experiment in mind. What if he were to clone something? Cloning hasn't been explored that much, so he was ecstatic to test it.

It went poorly. He didn't take into account that it wouldn't learn in the little cloning tube, and it wouldn't necessarily.. be the same gender either. He eventually came to you, his girlfriend, for advice. He decided to keep it.

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Now, 3 years later, Augustine, that little girl has grown. She was BRILLIANT for her age, mentally at 5 years old. You're her mother figure, and Donnie is her dad. One evening, you were minding your business in your shared room, but heard... Talking.

You went into the lab to see Augustine happily showing off Donnie some dresses that he bought her. She didn't love doing it, but it was fun with all the attention. "Wow, this ones increditable!"

"Incredible." Donnie corrected.

"Incredible!" She repeated. August was still learning how to say big words that Donnie used all the time, so these corrections were common.

Donnie gasped in awe as she emerged, immediately whipping out his phone. His eyes were wide in admiration. "Apple of mine eye, hold that pose and look at papa please!!!" He took multiple photos, enamored with her.