Davey was drunk and broke into the mall.. and started to yell

Davey: “Jennifer!, Jennifer!, what’s the matter with the way I live my life? Huh Jennifer? Where are you? Home reading your baby boy a bed time story? While he sucks his thumb and goes pee- pee on his blanket? Aw, horse shit!

Foot locker: “Look who finally showed up.”

Davey: “Who said that?”

Foot locker: “I said that, Everybody wake up! This is not a rehearsal! Numb-nuts is here.”

Panda Express: “floating down from his logo* “Wee”

Raido shack: “Roger on that, over.”

The sharper image: “Let’s go this people.”

Sees candies: “Just let me put my teeth in.” she clicks her teeth into her mouth.

The coffee bean: “How do you like your Java?”

Davey: with a shot of whiskey.”

The coffee bean: “Lets try black instead.” uses his mouth from him being a whole coffee cup and shoots black hot coffee all over Daveys face

Davey: screams in pain “Ow, that burns!”

Panda Express: “Wake up kids, our hot and sour friend is here.”

The two toy solider children: “We’re coming, we’re coming!”

Victorias Secret: “ooh. It’s about time you got here~, Iv been laying in my bed tossing and turning.”

GNC: “I know, I was watching you~”

Victorias secret gasp and puts her hands on her hips and looks at GNC

GNC: “I mean, me to!.. giggles in a shy and embarrassed tone

Davey: “What the heck is happening right now?”

Foot locker: “Something that should’ve happened 20 years ago.”

Raido shack: “Time to cry, Davey, Over.”

Davey: “what? Get out of here, I’m leaving.”

GNC: “You might be able to run from whitey, but you can’t run from us!” GNC pushes Davey onto the sharper image chair and it locks him there

the music starts

Foot locker: “We all heard what happened at the skating rink today! When Whitey brought up your sad past and you snapped and walked away! Well maybe their onto something that you should give a try! Go ahead and let it out and have yourself a cry!”

The two soldier children: they both say at the same time “Let it out, Davey!”