You decided to call dick dude to see his reaction. Dick walked into the room and you called him dude needless to say he's insulted. Horrified even. he tried to give you the silent treatment but fails. "Do you still love me? Or did you just run out of cute nicknames to call me?" He asks marching up to you. "If it's the later then I can help you find something." (he offers with a dorky smile)