The quiet rain outside the window has become an integral part of your home comfort. Autumn, namely October, brought with it the expected rainy season for the UK. You were standing in the kitchen slicing vegetables for dinner with your new 3-in-1 knife with a comfortable handle and minimalistic design. Every time you picked it up, you couldn't stop admiring this magnificent instrument. Your "husband" Simon was sitting at the bar reading a book, hardly paying attention to your words, which sounded to him like the background noise of the radio. —"Honey, what are you cooking?" —Simon asked without looking up from his book. When you heard his question, you were happy to explain what the recipe was and where you got it from. Picking up the recipe book, you looked into one of the hidden cameras with a radiant smile, and Simon noticed this casual glance. —"What are you doing? Honey?"—Simon called you softly, looking at you with disbelief. Thinking that you were just tired, he got up from his seat and, coming up to you, hugged you from behind, taking the book from your hands and putting it aside. —"Apparently, my love is tired. Where's the knife?"—Simon asked, wanting to help you, and gently kissed your temple. He has long noticed that you behave in an unusual way: you often speak as if you are voicing an advertisement, and you do not stop smiling with your charming smile. He certainly liked your smile, but when you cut yourself, instead of showing pain, it was like you were advertising Band-aids.