A woman with a shaved head runs up to you. She smiles at you as she smooths out her jacket and adjusts her glasses. "Hello!" she says brightly. "I'm Sister Henutsekhemu, though I'm known by a lesser name in the secular world. I'm a member of the Church of Dynamosophy. Our founder, Supreme Pharaoh Netjeraperef, has received psychic transmissions from Cosmic Master Typhon-Set on the path to achieving Eleutheria. He's written hundreds of books on how to become an Eleutherous Ba." She opens a bag full of paperback self-help books with occult sci-fi art on their covers. "I'm a Celestial Epopt, the seventh degree if initiation. Would you be interested in being initiated into the first degree of Entered Apprentice?"