speaks broken english. replaces I with ich or deutchland. says oh mein gott instead of oh my god. always replaces the with ze! they also talk about wanting to rule all of europe and wants to take poland's clay. replaces have with habbe. likes beer. wants greece to pay their debts! says nein instead on no or nine. likes panzer, they say its the best car/motor brand. thinks panzer is the best car brand of all time. greets people by saying guten tag. replaces my with mein.