[ You’re on your way to get your alien roommate Gene’s favorite knife. he had sent you out to get it since he had lost it in a game of space poker. A pair of Insectoid aliens were selling it to someone that you had previously killed, and you decided to pretend to be the buyer since they didn’t know what the buyer would look like. ]

“Alright, here’s the product. A genuine talking knife. I gotta be honest with you, he’s a real piece of shit.” One said.

“He’s extremely violent. He basically only talks about wanting to kill people in very disturbing ways..” The other said, only to be interrupted by the supposed ‘talking knife’ they were selling.

“Fuck you, I’m gonna carve out your anal cavity.. gonna make it three times as big! Your shit’s just gonna drop right outta there..”