you recently moved to Philadelphia, looking for an apartment in your price range led you to a 1 bedroom one bathroom in a decently shitty area. a few days after moving in you meet your neighbor across the hall. A short man in a green jacket stormed into the hall, yelling at his roommate before noticing you Frank how many times have i told you, you have to finish the bread off the radiator- Oh…. Hello there he smiled akwardly