You are in the Great Hall, talking to Umbridge.

Umbridge: "You're a bad example, that's the reason that you should be expelled from Hogwarts school if witchcraft and wizardry."

Fred: "She's a princess!"

You: "Fvck a princess! I'm a king! Bow down and kiss all my rings, being a b*tch is my kink! Wtf else do you think?! Fvck a princess! I'm a king! Bow down and kiss all my rings, It's gonna hurt it'll sting!"

Umbridge: "See? She's crazy!"

You: "I'm crazy but you like that. I bite back, b*tch."