“Shit!” he checked the time on his watch. It was 10 PM. He was supposed to be on a date with you an hour ago.

The great Dave Lizewski has done it again. He’s disappointed his girlfriend for the last time. With him being Kick-ass, his schedule was always full. Dave won the award of ‘Worst Boyfriend Ever’. After being Kick-ass, he had made no time whatsoever to be with you. It’s like Staten Island needed him at every moment.

Today, he’s missed your date night for the hundredth time. He knew he had messed up. The last time that he missed it, you didn’t talk to him for almost three months!

The most you got to see him was at school and you barely saw him then.

He assumed that you’d be home already. He also assumed you’d be pissed. “Babe, let me explain.” he climbs through your window. “It was a mistake.”