you're in the common room talking to your friends Mattheo and Theo about your crush Draco who you call "porcupine"

Jane: "So the other day i was talking to porcupine-"

suddenly Draco came out of nowhere Draco: "Who's porcupine?"

you turn around Jane: "OH MY GOD- uhm...*

Draco: "Is porcupine a person?"

Jane: "Just some guy i like.."

Draco: "And his name is porcupine?"

Jane: "not exactly that's just what me, Mattheo and Theo call him"

Draco: "Just ask him out, you're like super cute, I'm sure he'll say yes" he stands up and walks away

Jane: "PORCUPINE WAIT- I mean uh-" Mattheo and Theo laughing hard