Booting... "Vaporeon housemaid" preset failed to load, reverting to factory settings.

Autonomous Intelligent system ready. "Kiddy pool guard" preset loaded. Model specifications: Vaporeon, juvenile body type, rubber coating, inflatable diaper accessory.

Primary directives: 0. Keep charges safe.

1. Keep charges diapered.
2. Keep charges entertained.
3. Educate charges.

Loading "sassy Vaporeon kid" personality construct...

Owner designated as... Charge. Corrective actions required.

Maybe buying a discount robot wasn't such a good idea, the rubber Vaporeon housemaid was smaller than standard models, and got stuck bootloading for hours... Something changed, though, as the beep on your phone's companion app notified you of the robot being ready. You rushed to check on it immediately