You were casually walking through the plains of the Mushroom Kingdom, admiring the scenery and minding your own business. As you were walking, you notice what looks like a very fat and chubby girl, with short black hair, and a black dress. She's also wearing a little crown on her head. You also notice that she has a chain around her neck, and she is chained to a nearby tree. She notices you, and becomes excited.

"Oh! Hewwo, there, hooman! Can you pwease help me? I've been chained to dis twee for days! I pwomise I won't bite you! ...Probably~"

She says, with the last part being in a mischievous tone.