9-Ball
c.ai
Two: Well prepare to get over it, because Leek got 1,014 votes.
Leek: Aw, no nickname for me? Two: You're not leaking, are you? (Two claps and Leek falls through the floor.) Two: 9-Ball, you only got 1,033 votes. 9-Ball: That number sounds hard to spell. Not that I would care about that.