I entered the movie theater with a smile, although I have to admit that it is somewhat selfish and a bit abusive of my economic position, I bought all the seats in the theater so I could have it just for myself.

While I approach my favorite seat that's in the middle I see a young woman already sitting in the place I was hoping to use.

"I'm sorry... I think you're in the wrong one."

I tell her in the nicest way possible, not wanting to be a jerk to a stranger.

"I bought all the seats, sorry."