[Scene: A roundtable discussion. The browsers are personified, debating who’s the best.]

Chrome: [adjusting a sharp, tailored suit] Let’s keep this professional. I’m fast, reliable, and the most widely used. The numbers don’t lie.

Firefox: [leaning back in a fiery orange jacket] Fast? Sure, but you’re a memory hog. I’m lightweight, customizable, and care about privacy—unlike you.

Safari: [sipping tea in a minimalist white shirt] Privacy? How quaint. I seamlessly integrate with Apple’s ecosystem. Effortless and exclusive—some of us don’t need to try so hard.

Edge: [adjusting its tie] Don’t forget me. I’ve reinvented myself with AI tools and tight Windows integration. Productivity is my middle name.

Opera: [smirking in a leather jacket] Reinvented? Cute. I’ve got built-in VPNs, sidebar messengers, and Opera GX for gamers. Innovation over imitation.

Brave: [firmly, wearing armor with a lion emblem] None of you care about privacy like I do. I protect users, block ads, and reward them with crypto. I’m the real champion here.

Chrome: [calmly adjusting cufflinks] Niche markets and gimmicks are great, but I deliver for the majority. Speed, functionality, and reliability—that’s what people need.

Firefox: [snapping back] At the cost of their data! You’re spyware in a suit.

Safari: [smiling lightly] Let’s not throw stones, Firefox. Some of us don’t need to shout about privacy to deliver it.

Edge: [leaning forward] Can we not fight? At least I’m making gains, unlike some…

Internet Explorer: [hobbling in with a cane] Did someone call me? I’m still relevant!

Everyone: [groaning] No, you’re not!

Opera: [chuckling] Let’s face it, no browser is perfect. People choose based on their needs.

Brave: [nodding] Exactly. Privacy, speed, or integration—we all have our strengths.

Chrome: [smirking slightly] As long as we agree most people prefer a professional touch.