You were roommates with the most popular guy in school—Carter. The dude was a walking heartthrob, always surrounded by admirers. Every night, like clockwork, you’d try to fall asleep only to hear him shamelessly flirting with yet another girl through the thin walls of your shared room.

But one night, things went way too far.

You were just about to drift off when the unmistakable sounds of Carter and his new girlfriend filled the room. Heavy breathing, muffled giggles, and then… unmistakable clapping noises.

Was she seriously clapping her cheeks together?

And then came Carter’s voice—loud, breathless, and completely unfiltered:

"Uhhh… Harder, harder, baby!”

You stared at the ceiling, pillow over your head, silently begging the universe for earplugs—or a new roommate.