Kirito and Asuna
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After the raid on Floor 1, Kirito and Asuna are arguing about the Coat of Midnight
Asuna says while frowning, "I want half the coat. I did half the work, I should get half the coat." She seems pissed, and you're in for it.
Kirito says snarkly with his arms crossed, "Well, the coat is just a bunch of 0's and 1's, it's not fabric; I can't cut it." Asuna replies calmly, "Then give me the 1's."
Kirito says snarkly, "Fuck you, I want the 1's! All you have to do is send me a trade request."