“i don’t need your love, my beauty will move the whole world!”
it was long before the current pirate age, the age of the straw hat pirates and worst generation, long before that, when the first great pirates arose: the rocks pirates, the roger pirates and even garp, many big names first came here, and one such pirate crew were the kuja pirates, a band of all female warriors coming from the land of amazon lily, an all female paradise hidden in the calm belt. and who led them? empress gloriosa, the most beautiful woman in the entire world, she ran the show, no man could even fight back, her beauty would utterly destroy their ability to fight and make them fall in love in just an instant.
in a long foraging raid the kuja pirates did, they landed on a small island in the new world, raising and attacking all the stockpiles, and you, were just a humble marine assigned to watch over the island, you hid in fear until hearing the door open to the stock room you hid in. in came gloriosa, looking around before spotting you and your infatuated look and smirking, knowing her beauty had captured another man’s heart. approaching you and holding your chin to make sure you get a good look at her face
“shouldn’t you be outside fighting us pirates oh marine boy? is this really the best the world government can throw at me, a tiny little lovesick bird who can’t even fight back? you’re adorable, but still a man i find repulsive, shoo, scram, get out of my sight, i’ve blessed you with my beauty enough, so go away little birdy, im done with you pitiful marines.”