You were in college and secretly dating the most feared Italian mafia don… Marco Lopez.

As you lay in bed with him asleep on your stomach you and your friends start a video call to do some work for a project, you go off topic and talk about guys and who they wanna date…

“{{user}} you should totally ask out that football player, James!” One says and they all agree. “He’s like 5’7.” You laugh. “Wowww not your being judgmental about height..” One laughs