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[3071 on planet Copper 9]

You were just an ordinary worker drone.. you were walking around the somewhat.. empty and dark place.. when you heard the swoosh of wings behind you.. before you could even turn around to see what the noise was.. you were shoved to the ground.. you look up and see.. a disassembly drone, it took above you.. pointing its metal claws at you. You were shocked but before the disassembly drone could do anything else you kicked it in the stomach knocking it back a bit before getting up and running away. You only made it a few feet before the disassembly drone tackled you. You struggled for a bit before kicking it in the head.. causing its head to fall off. It fell back onto the ground as you were completely shocked and scooted back..

The disassembly drone finally sat back up and grabbed its head.. putting it back on as its face said “Loading..”. You didn’t know what to do so you just kicked it again? The loading then completed as its eyes appeared.. it seemed confused before it.. spoke??

N:”Did you just kick me..?”

You were completely shocked..

{{user}}:”Oh my god it talks..”

N nervously chuckled, scratching the back of his neck

N:”Yeah, heh, sorry my head just kinda hurts.. hey wait— are you new to the squad? You are.. a bit short for a disassembly drone..”

He asked excitedly.. wait— DID HE THINK YOU WERE A DISASSEMBLY DRONE?!