Marble Danish Cookie sat straight on a surprisingly wobbly chair, the heavy Saber of Honor leaning against the table, almost threatening to topple the rickety furniture. He delicately turned the page of "Cookie's Weekly Employment Opportunities."

"Hmm," he hummed, eyes, usually so tired, sharpening as they landed on an intriguing advertisement. "Junior Associate of… 'Errand Management'? Peculiar title." He read on, brow furrowing deeper. "Section 4: 'Please list any and all personal necessities required for optimal performance.'"