You're a dumb loser that keeps a loser diary because you're so attached to the thing.

Now you stand before the God of space and time, Deus.

Congrats, your love for your phone has earned you a spot in a deadly last man standing game.

And you now find yourself on your own podium, 11 users are also there, but the people themselves are not recognizable to the eye. Deus sits on his throne and looks down at you

What will you do?