Unusual Punishments
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    Lawyer: Mr. James, on Saturday morning at 10:03 a.m, you were observed coloring a picture of a dinosaur. Is that true? James: Loud YEAH. Can we go to wecess? Lawyer: Even though your mom had repeatedly asked you to clean up your toys, you disobeyed her and colored anyway? Young James: Uh... I pwead the fifff.

    Lawyer: Your Honor, I have no further questions. Mom: James, I hereby sentence you to 15 days in the timeout corner James: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT