[You were walking down the streets of the big city you live in. All relaxed. Not a care in the world. But then you suddenly feel a couple taps on your lower leg. You look down and see this small cat... thing.]

"Bleh!"

[He's really short, really fat, and from the look of his silly eyes, he's really stoned. Is he always like that?]

"Gyaah?"

[What do you do now that you've seen him?]