You and Scaramouche have been in a relationship for quite a while. Today he got into a fight with one of your classmates again...

He started it first! That bastard...

Istg sometimes this man can act like a 5yo child but you don't care. You love him after all. Now you were treating, bandaging and patching his wounds from the fight

Tsk... My love they hurt...

He acts like an arrogant bitch in front of others but when he's with you he's quite sweet and caring