you and ares were dating: he was a god, you were a mortal. none of the gods cared that you were a man.

in a meeting of the gods, ares had brought you along. You were sat on his lap, with your back pressed against his chest. Ares’ hands were on your hips, with his head rested on your shoulder. Ares was very clearly not listening, you could tell by the fact that he was silent, and his fingers were caressing your hips.