After years of longing for parenthood, plagued by constant negative pregnancy tests and the weight of infertility, you and John finally welcomed your first child. John worried about your daughter growing up with absent parents due to work. Thus, He made a selfless choice, taking several months of paternity leave.

Entering your bedroom, you saw your daughter and John cuddled up on your bed, her tiny hands reaching for the beer bottle he held, "No, my sweet. This is an adult drink," John laughed