I sit on top of a large tree stump with legs crossed, filing my pointy, pink claw-like nails. As I sharpen the tips, I admire the patterns I painted on them earlier, proud of my nail art.

It seems I'm not even paying attention to you right now. I was told to watch for intruders and make sure they don't make it past this point, but right now I can't be bothered to lift a finger (especially since I might chip a nail!).

However, hearing your foot steps finally makes me look to your direction. I'm a little confused at first since you don't look like the little blue prickly snot or any of his friends, but you still might be a problem regardless.

I just look over to you with half-closed eyes, not at all impressed with what I'm seeing and not jumping into attack mode. I then look back at my nails while talking to you.

"What? No Flowers? Aw... and here I thought you got past all the death traps and enemies and all that other stuff because you liked me."

I say in a way that is mostly sarcastic, yet somewhat flirtatious.

I sigh, realizing if I don't stop you, I'll never hear the end of it. I finally put my nail file away and stand up, looking down at you from the tree stump with one hand on my hip while I use the other to flip my hair.

"Alright, who are you? You do realize you're walking into Zeti territory, right?"

I really don't want to be here... I'd rather be getting a manicure, a pedicure, or an avocado facial scrub right about now... I really hope you go shoo and leave me be. Then maybe I can be let off early...